Parents!

Sitting here at 7:30am on a gloriously sunny morning in September, I recollect something my mum said yesterday at her dinner table.

She said that anyone who said 'Mam' instead of 'Mum', should be shot....Hang on...what??? Not just looked at with pity but actually shot? Bit harsh there oh Mother of mine!  Considering where we live, where basically everyone says 'Mam' that's a lot of casualties or fatalities. And who is going to clear it all up? Those Polish people you accuse of stealing jobs??

I've noticed over the years as my Dad gets calmer and more patient my Mum has turned into the psycho bigot from hell! :o She just says stuff without even thinking or more likely regurgitates from The Daily Mail :/

My Parents both turn 60 next year and have their 40th (Ruby) Wedding Anniversary.....fairplay, thems some impressive innings! Actually seeing in written down it's bloody fantastic! Well done Mater et Pater xx

But i'm glad my Dad is going deaf because my Mum would drive him crazy otherwise :D

p.s I managed 3 years of marriage....go me!!

Love,
Paula xx